Fappable

Of sufficient quality to masturbate too

Person 1 : Hey dood did you just see that chick walking down the street?

Person 2: Yeah I didn't really like her face but that shit is totally Fappable

by freakichashew August 22, 2008

fappergasted

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.

Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.

by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

fappability

The likely hood you would fapp to another person usually on a scale of 1-10

man her fappability is a 9

by darkstalker24 May 24, 2014

Fapper

One who faps, or practices fapping.

"Fapper's his username".

by Dinky May 21, 2004

Fapolutie

De periode rond 1980 wanneer men minder afhankelijk werd van de kerk en rust vond in het mastuberen, fappen.

''Back in my day.. we fapped a lot because of the Fapolutie''.

by Coeden December 17, 2014

falopijication

When one desperetly has to use the bathroom but there is no bathroom around.

"Dude, I was driving and I was falopijicating so bad that I almost pissed myself." Falopijicating is the act of falopijication.

by calizona5 January 30, 2009

Fapiphany

The moment after a male has achieved an orgasm, his mind instantly becomes clear and he suddenly becomes aware of his surroundings. During this brief moment of clarity, he is void of all sexual desires, and is free to ponder the mysteries of life, death, and existence. Rarely can man escape the inner impulses that plague their hearts and souls. A fapiphany effectively eliminates these cognitive obstacles, allowing man to utilize the full potential of their mind.

Masturbate then deliberate.

When in doubt, rub one out.

"My girlfriend is still angry at me, should I give her a call or say I'm sorry? I don't know what to do with my life, man."

"Dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. It's called an fapiphany."

...

"Holy shit, my mind's so fucking clear now. Ain't calling that bitch."

by Dinner4n April 26, 2014