fart factory

(n) Someone who produces farts at an amazing rate and can be compared with a modern day mass production facility, except for farts.

Orin is such a damn fart factory, that's 5 in a row!

by Rhern February 28, 2005

sick fart

n. A particularly rank or offensive smelling flatulatory expulsion, especially one that comes during a time of illness.

The flu was pretty much several weeks of wallowing in my own sick farts.

by J.T. Jetplane May 31, 2006

fartitus

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.

Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!

by samlap June 26, 2008

farturnal

one who farts during their sleep

i thought you were snoring last night. No i am just farturnal

by spotthedog December 25, 2017

farthole fucker

A person who engages in rough anal sex.

The wild biker was well known as a farthole fucker so we avoided conversation and eye contact.

by Hugh Jasphart November 22, 2019

Whistle-fart

A mind- body-spirit technique used to focus the mind. It takes complete concentration to whistle and fart simultaneously. To pull off the technique you have to completely empty the mind of extraneous worry about the past or future and then let go. After doing the whistle-fart a sense of calm and happiness fills the mind and body and spreads happiness to people in the local area.

Kylie: After this morning's shift I don't know if I can find the strength to do tonight's split shift!

Alan: Why don't you try a whistle-fart? It will simultaneously clear your mind and make you feel better right now.

by rufflesal May 20, 2010

Cigar Farts

Noun: used to define extremely bad gas one encounters after a night of drinking and smoking cigars.

John: "Man, the case of Budweiser was bad, but I shouldn't have had that second Arturo Fuente last night, I really stunk up the house with my Cigar Farts this morning."

Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".

by Arturo Fuente December 23, 2011