Trouser Erection

When one's trousers fold-up at the crotch, making it look like you have an erection

"Dude, put away the one-eyed trouser monster"
"It's not a boner! It's a trouser erection!"

by Leon Walker July 16, 2008

fake election

The 2016 American Election in which Putin cleverly maneuvered his golden shower-loving pal straight into the White House.

“Fake news makes for a fake election and a fake President; Russia is the world’s biggest expert on this stuff!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

Erection

Erection an Erection happens when you play with your dick for a loooong time in the bathroom with the show on so your parents don’t hear you.

Erection This type of erection happens when you see a HOT GIRL

Erection it happens when you (Henry) sees the boy in your class (Jasper) looking at you

Henry got the erection when he saw the picture of his grandma on facebook

Henry got the erection when he saw jasper he had to play with his dick so much he just wanted to bang jasper on the table right then and their

by Erection boy September 14, 2020

Erection Bomber

When you're jacking off and an unexpected unexciting event comes by. Like a family member calling you, or your phone ringing, your boss or co-worker asking you WTF you are doing so long in the toilets. An erection bomber will ruin your erection, and therefore, your entire session.

-WHAT THE HELL are you doing in the toilets? It's been almost a half an hour dammit!

-F*CK YOU Bernard! You're such a fucking erection bomber!

- Well, it's not Bernard actually... And for the record, you're suspended asshole!

-Oh f*ck!

by Giftzwerg January 7, 2010

I Got Erection

The greatest song ever by the Norwegian Death Punk machines Turbonegro.

OOOOOOO ooooooo OOOOOOO I got erection!

by Dukedarkness May 5, 2008

Stark Erection

When one has a erection without any apparent reason.

Guy One: Dude I have a "Stark Erection" it just came out of the blue

by guy1990 December 30, 2009

Errectile Malfunction

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

by Zaky November 27, 2006