masculine beast of a human, only the top 0.000000001% of alpha males in the world is considered an Erjon. To be an Erjon is very hard, but when you are an Erjon you can consider yourself being the man of the house(the house being the world, meaning you rule the world)
1 "I just met the sexiest fuckbeast of all time, he was so dominant and strong"
2. "was he an Erjon?"
1 " Even tho he was that beast like theres a long way for him to become an actual Erjon"
2. "was he an Erjon?"
1 " Even tho he was that beast like theres a long way for him to become an actual Erjon"
by big schlong giver January 28, 2022
Get the Erjon mug.Verb: To steal an already respected piece of art and turn it into a piece of degenerate garbage.
Noun: 1) A a piece of degenerative garbage often derived from an already respected piece of art,
2) A stereotypical weak and angsty hero.
3) An adolescent male that dreams of riding Dragons and saving princesses.
4) A male highschool idiot that things he's tough but gets beaten up by jocks every day. Still he hangs onto the delusion that people think he's cool.
5) An Epic Failure
Noun: 1) A a piece of degenerative garbage often derived from an already respected piece of art,
2) A stereotypical weak and angsty hero.
3) An adolescent male that dreams of riding Dragons and saving princesses.
4) A male highschool idiot that things he's tough but gets beaten up by jocks every day. Still he hangs onto the delusion that people think he's cool.
5) An Epic Failure
Verb:
''Star Wars got Eragoned by Christopher Paulini. He's such a plagiarising loser!''
Noun:
1) ''Eldest is an Eragon of The Empire Strikes Back.''
2) ''Bek Rowh from The Voyage of the Jerle Shannara is such an Eragon''
3) ''John dreams of riding Dragons - What. An. Eragon.''
4) ''Haha, John got beaten up by Damien yesterday. He's such a mothafucking Eragon.''
5) ''Louis got pwnt in that debate with James yesterday. He's such an Eragon.''
''Star Wars got Eragoned by Christopher Paulini. He's such a plagiarising loser!''
Noun:
1) ''Eldest is an Eragon of The Empire Strikes Back.''
2) ''Bek Rowh from The Voyage of the Jerle Shannara is such an Eragon''
3) ''John dreams of riding Dragons - What. An. Eragon.''
4) ''Haha, John got beaten up by Damien yesterday. He's such a mothafucking Eragon.''
5) ''Louis got pwnt in that debate with James yesterday. He's such an Eragon.''
by AndrewParis October 26, 2009
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A mediocre book, a shitty film and a game straight from the very depths of hell itself.
The book is kind of entertaining for a little while, despite the fact that the story ripped off a mix of Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, with forgettable characters and a lack of originality (The main character's name was the word "Dragon" with the first letter changed. Go figure). It really showed that it was written by a teenager. The plot is easily predictable but it's fine for when you just want a easy, slightly shoddy book to read.
The film is bad. Lifeless and at times a bit silly, the best thing in it is the visual effects. And, of course, the same flaws in the story of the book.
The game is terrible. You cannot upgrade anything, change anything and it's so repetitive I think I actually lost a lot of my brain cells from it. The graphics are rivaled only by video games of the cretaceous period.
Give the book a try if you really want to.
Avoid the film.
Buy the game and burn it to rid the world of this abomination.
The book is kind of entertaining for a little while, despite the fact that the story ripped off a mix of Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, with forgettable characters and a lack of originality (The main character's name was the word "Dragon" with the first letter changed. Go figure). It really showed that it was written by a teenager. The plot is easily predictable but it's fine for when you just want a easy, slightly shoddy book to read.
The film is bad. Lifeless and at times a bit silly, the best thing in it is the visual effects. And, of course, the same flaws in the story of the book.
The game is terrible. You cannot upgrade anything, change anything and it's so repetitive I think I actually lost a lot of my brain cells from it. The graphics are rivaled only by video games of the cretaceous period.
Give the book a try if you really want to.
Avoid the film.
Buy the game and burn it to rid the world of this abomination.
I bet I get a load of down votes from Eragon fans now. Well, apparently some people have not read a decent book in a while.
by CLRB October 23, 2011
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by Craven September 26, 2004
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# Reproducing or recreating in a new medium a known, loved, or respected piece of work in an unflattering or shoddy manner.
# Wasting of talent, resources, money, or time.
# To make a gross or stupid mistake, esp. through carelessness or mental confusion.
# To reduce to ruin, devastate, destroy, injure irretrievably, shatter, or lay waste to (a thing).
# Reproducing or recreating in a new medium a known, loved, or respected piece of work in an unflattering or shoddy manner.
# Wasting of talent, resources, money, or time.
# To make a gross or stupid mistake, esp. through carelessness or mental confusion.
# To reduce to ruin, devastate, destroy, injure irretrievably, shatter, or lay waste to (a thing).
"Did you hear that Ice Capades is going to eragon On the Waterfront?"
"Hiring Jack Nicholson to do OSHA films sounds fun, but it would eragon both his time and our budget."
"I hope Britney doesn't eragon again and forget to put on underpants."
"Michael Richards may very well have eragoned his career."
"Hiring Jack Nicholson to do OSHA films sounds fun, but it would eragon both his time and our budget."
"I hope Britney doesn't eragon again and forget to put on underpants."
"Michael Richards may very well have eragoned his career."
by Devin Olson December 17, 2008
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