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Ewert

1. A person that claims they are not a drama person but in fact reveals in it
by The gifted 1 May 31, 2020
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expert

Someone with a blog or a dude with an opinion.
Daily Kos, some dude on the street, the old guy next to you at your cousin's wedding, the guest "expert" on whatever talk radio show you're listening to.
by B.Dizzle May 6, 2007
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evertonians

Plural of evertonian

often found at goodison park on a weekend watching the game

together they form one of the most loyal fanbases in football and are very good people

unlike the sworn enemy, gobshites who cant afford to watch their side or cannot get there as they live in a different part of the world so have to settle watching the game on a screen in a run down pub.
Gobshite 1: look at all of those evertonians, where could they be going?

Gobshite 2: probably to watch the game at goodison, lets go to the pub otherwise we will miss liverpool

Gobshite 1: i dont really care as we are not going to win

Gobshite 3: *Doesnt understand because he is foreign*
by ozzyozzyozzy May 1, 2008
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Everton

A football team in Liverpool, which happens to have the most biased and dislussions fans ever walk on this planet
by Anonymous November 6, 2003
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Everton

Being the neighbours of five times european cup winners Liverpool FC, Everton is an english football club that has been in serious decline since the mid eighties.
General consensus regarding Everton's top-flight status the last decade and-a-half is that they have managed to survive relegation only by old habit.
Everton is also the only club in the premier league to have a stadium made out of wood.
Person 1: Hi mate, who do you support?
Person 2: I support Everton, the peoples club.
Person 1: Oh, I see. For how long have you been disillusioned and paranoid?
Person 2: What does disillusioned and paranoid mean?
by gubbon September 24, 2008
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Armchair Expert

Someone who acts like they know the ins and outs of a sport despite never having actually participated in it and having accrued all of their knowledge of the game from watching matches on TV.

Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.
Man 1: "How is he not getting to that ball?!"
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.
by FF29 September 12, 2020
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resident expert

Someone who thinks they know everything about everything when really they're just annoying and don't know that much.

AKA know it all
"...."
"Where'd you hear that?"
"Jes told me..."
"Yeah, she's the resident expert isn't she?..."
by Not the resident expert November 7, 2007
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