scrotum envy

the jealous feelings harboured towards a mans balls, similar to penis envy.
After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.
by bobjoebill March 16, 2017
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[Pen] [envy]

Refers to the covetous reaction of an individual when he or she realizes that their current writing implement is inferior to that of a classmate or coworker.

If unrepressed this realization can result in scheming behaviour such as "pen pinching".
Man, I had serious pen envy yesterday when I spotted Stan's stylin new rollerball.
by JoeJazz October 16, 2008
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Gender Envy

when a trans person is jealous of how someone else expresses their gender, this term can not be used by cis people and only trans people experience gender envy
(Luka, FTM): wow @fylertunke on tiktok gives me so much gender envy, i wish i could look like him
by spongebobpastashapes June 15, 2021
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Zenith envy

The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of his member. (Think penis envy)
This 12-inch tube is not big enough for a Super Bowl party. My neighbor's got a 46-inch flatscreen. Bastard. Yeah, whatever, so I've got Zenith envy.
by ECML January 31, 2008
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instagram envy

When you are jealous of someone's instagram page or their theme.
Lucy: I am suffering from instagram envy of Sophie's page
Hannah: I know right she is "goals"
by thejokerstere October 28, 2015
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mopar envy

Envious of a man with a mopar, owning a chevy or ford, and being jealous cuz of the realization that there vehicle is a pos
the guys in the chevy had mopar envy when we drove by in our big blue dodge and they were stuck in the mud.
by kirstenchase December 04, 2009
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Sheenis envy

When you are envious of the magnificent quotes that Charlie Sheen come up with.
"Nice Guys Finish last, great guys finish on her face" I wish I thought of that, I have Sheenis envy.
by thedoctor13 March 21, 2011
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