emotional shareholder

Someone that is devoted to their sports team. They are sad when the team losses, happy when they win. Their mood depends on their team's status.

Nicole: We made it to the playoffs!! Hopefully we can make it to the World Series!

Josh: I hate people that refer to their sports team as “we.” It’s only appropriate if you are a shareholder.

Nicole: I am a shareholder. I am an emotional shareholder.

Caitlin: Ooh. She got you there, Josh.

by NicoleLF January 12, 2009

Emotional blackmail

A form of blackmail that usually doesn't affect you directly, however makes you feel guilty if you do not do what the blackmailer wants.

Emotional blackmail often happens when someone refuses to be the blackmailer's boyfriend/girlfriend.

Emotional Blackmail often consists of crying, cutting themselves, or even as far as threatening to commit suicide.

by Tom Barnes May 21, 2006

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by Aujanee21 April 9, 2010

emotional prostitute

One who provides emotional fulfullment for another person in exchange for money or goods. This may be accomplished where the Emotional Prostitute pretends to care or actually cares about the customer's emotional issues.

I am an Emotional Prostitute. For fifty dollars I will listen to your problems and make you believe I actually care.

by thoughtlesspig November 26, 2010

emotional rapist

a person who treats others as pawns, manipulates their minds and plays with their emotions.

Ryan is an emotional rapist, he likes to prey on insecure young girls, will f%ck you and then also f%ck you up and over, later.

by squeezy esq July 13, 2010

emotion porn

Any media sought out to elicit overwhelming euphoria or distress for the viewer's enjoyment, often resulting in cryarhea, faith in humanity, or both.

"Felicia hadn't had a good cry for a while, so she sought out some emotion porn on YouTube."

by StJost October 28, 2013

emotional vampire

when you wave casually at this person as you walk by, they quickly walk over and slowly suck the life from your veins by telling sad story after sad story about why their life stinks, then they leave feeling happy and full of life while they have left you completely drained

quick here she comes, run away fast, she's an emotional vampire

by biggestloser February 10, 2010