emotainment

noun. amusement generated by the ridiculous statements made by emo people.

Emo Guy posts: "I'm alone again. Ever wish you could tell someone you love them but hate yourself so much you can't? Time to cut myself again."

Facebook friends: "Wow, that is some prime emotainment right there. What an idiot. LOL."

by dr me September 15, 2010

emote face

to display reaction in use of puncation

┻ ━ ┻ " this is aqward" emote face trikks

by uknown hooded kid February 16, 2012

emothic

~adj. -The combination of emo and gothic.

~verb -The act of being emo and gothic.

~noun -One who is emo and gothic. One who listens to punk, rock, or metal, and writes crappy poems.

agj. -Dude, look at that chick. She looks
so alone and dark... how emothic.

verb -I'm gonna go be emothic. Wanna come
with?

noun -I got a date with an emothic.

by Blaq Jak March 13, 2009

embomb

Verb transitive: disposal of the dead by displacing blood volume with nitro-methane.

You then light a match: it's quicker.

Would you prefer burial, cremation or this week's special? That's embombing, at $99.95 while supplies last.

by baldpuss January 26, 2005

Embo

Nickname for a girl who usually gets sick on rides after eating fried shrimp. Also a nickname for a girl who throws up on their little sisters door jam while being about 5 or 6 years old. Embo tends to have weird obsessions with gingers, feeling the need to hug every single one of them.

Why does Embo keep hugging all those gingers?" Response: "I'm not sure...I wonder if she's using Palmer's pick up lines."

by Captain of The Originals. May 15, 2011

Embo

A squagouly Dooble

Hey Craig, look at that embo!

by Embo April 30, 2003

emboes

A young woman, usually in the teenage years, who has a propensity for giving very satisfying oral sex.

My girlfriend is such a freaky emboes

by Benihana September 26, 2005