Edmonton

People from Calgary will say that we have nothing,

and that they have ooh soo much.
But that's a lie,

We are the festival city , we have like, a million festivals, which include the fringe, Capital Ex, The Caribbean Festival, Taste of Edmonton, and so on.

Plus we have the largest mall in the world (so far) which includes Sea lions, Penguins, and other animals, The water park, and the amusement park Galaxy Land. , and we're better at hockey and football than Calgary.

:)

West Edmonton Mall

by Idont reallycare August 25, 2011

Exzonia

Exzonia is the name for a very beautiful person inside and out. She is very strong though she might not look like it. She is very intelligent.

She sure looks like an Exzonia to me!

by Mysterioususer June 29, 2015

Edmon

Usually guys with this name are the most funniest, coolest and famous people at their schools. A guy whose name is Edmon usually got a big Cock and everyone wishes to be like him. Everyone knows him, respects him and loves him.

Edmon is a fuckboy!

by Josh207 September 3, 2019

Edson

BIGGEST weeb of all time, plays a lot of video games, likes thick thighs, and extremely independent. BUT hot as fuck :)

Person 1: Look it's Edson
Person 2: He's so hot for a weeb

by weirdsky August 9, 2020

Edmond Sandwich

When a girl is double teamed or eifel towered by two people named Edmond.

Hey man, Chelsea got a crazy Edmond Sandwich last night from Edmond S and Moni!

by Yak Attack October 30, 2008

ezong

A stupid person who only cares about food and money.

XiaoXiao: Want me to go get you some cereal?
Bret: Oh sure, thanks.
XiaoXiao: Pay me.
Bret: Uh...
XiaoXiao:Or gimme some food
Bret: Go get it yourself...
XiaoXiao: GOD, fine...Why did I even come to dinner with you.
Bret: Oh my god, dude you are such an ezong.
XiaoXiao: Douche.

by Dude1239870 March 9, 2008

Edmonton Oilers Are The Best

The best most accurate thing anyone has ever said

the Edmonton Oilers are the best team this season

by MiniMario May 18, 2022