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Embarfass

A verb used to describe a person's night where, though the memories may remain unknown to the descriptee, they threw up, made an ass of themselves, and inconvenienced (by embarrassing) their friends and society in general.
Dude (entering apartment at 11AM): Excuse mine hangover eye-bags, maiden. Pray tell, what activities did I engage in last night?

Dudette: You got drunk and embarfassed everyone so we left you on Boylston and Pine without your wallet. By the way, here it is; I used the money to buy myself a cab home.
by Imatworkrightnow March 22, 2011
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Embanet

Embanet is a slang word that originated from Newport News, Virginia USA. It is to promise to give your partner anything they wish of sexual desire without rejection. To forgo your own wants and desires for the sake of anything your partner may wish to pursue.

It is considered highly defamatory to break an agreed embanet so is often restricted only to those people that are in a close trusting relationship.
You promised me an embanet so remove your clothes and put on the Donkey mask.

Dinner and a movie? I'd prefer an evening of embanets.
by rosicky60 October 31, 2011
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embarfassment

When you are so embarrassed that you either feel like you might barf or you actually barf. Especially when in a public setting.
Class was such an embarfassment today! I wanted to barf during my presentation when I realized that everyone heard me fart on stage AND my ex was holding hands with my roommate.
by bluesquirrel78542 September 26, 2012
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Embasicing

When someone, usually a white girl, does something so basic that it's embarrassing. So embarrassing that innocent bystanders feel secondhand embarrassment.
Felicia: I'm gonna take a fall selfie with my venti Starbucks pumpkin spied latte in a pile of leaves, but make sure my North Face logo is showing, and I'll stick one Ugg boot out! #PeakABootie #iLoveFall #StarbucksSelfie #iCantEven

Julie: You are so beyond embasicing right now. We need a solid 5 minute friend time out, and I'm going to reevaluate why I even call you my friend. #ShitsWeak
by SprinkleGiggles September 21, 2014
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embarousing

Embarousing is a portmanteau of embarrassing and arousing. It's used when you're embarrassingly aroused by something. It can be used in context of a sexual guilty pleasure.
My friend linked me to a Rule 34 drawing of Baymax yesterday. I found the picture embarousing.
by Fractal-Pterodactyl March 14, 2015
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Embar

The mythical island claimed by the Ancient Greeks to be the homeland of the Centaurs.
As the boats approached Embar, a cold wind descended upon them, a sign that the Centaurs were near.
by hookermouth82 July 23, 2015
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embarracist

The condition felt when someone says something racist and everyone gets quiet and embarrassed.

Or

The condition felt when someone makes a racist joke and no one laughs.
My drunk uncle made a super racist joke at Thanksgiving dinner and no one laughed. It was awkward. I think he was really embarracist.
by kvnmnkmn October 5, 2016
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