Doink

To masturbate aggressively

I was so upset that I failed the job interview that I just sat down and doinked right there

by mankeys4eva April 21, 2021

Doink

A little ‘boy’ who is very naught and misbehaved but can also be nice

“Oi doink, you little rascle

by Buttersboialfie December 1, 2020

doink session with the boys

Smoking weed with the boys

Jack: Tryna have a doink session with the boys
Max: Bet what time is the session

Jack: 6pm my place

by Downey day we July 18, 2023

Doink

In addition to being a fat joint typically enjoyed in Amish, “doink” is also a word commonly used to describe a large magic mushroom.

1. Currently smoking a fat doink. Wish I was in Amish...*sigh*

2. If your looking to trip, my homie Greg grows some straight up doinks, man. Hit him up!

by GoldenIris November 27, 2019

doink pop

a lolipop typically containing marijuana

I just bought this doink pop we about to get dummy lit

by aus10- May 5, 2018

doink

A funny person

“Haha, big R is such a doink. I love him.”

by BIGGGGA March 4, 2021

Doink

Getting smacked around

Did you just doink me

by Big-daddy-101 August 18, 2019