Urban Dictionary Disorder

A psychiatric disorder where every goddamn word has to mean something related to sex. As in, you ask someone with Urban Dictionary Disorder what a certain word is, and they're going to tell you it's some sexual move or position.

See: annoying as hell

Person 1: Which street do I turn on once I pass the stop sign?

Urban Dictionary Disorder Sufferer: Uhuhuhuuh that's what she said!

Person1: I'm just looking for directions to the cofee shop parlor.

UDD Sufferer: HAHAHAH that's what HE said!

Person1: Why is that sexual? Why is every damn thing have to mean something obscene these days? What the hell is it with people?

UDD Sufferer: HAHAHHAHAA that's what SHE said!! LULZ

by IsHeInsane June 16, 2009

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder (CDPD) is a non-hereditary, largely contagious, psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. Those who suffer from this condition will go on to create tens, if not hundreds of accounts on social networking and video sharing websites such as facebook, myspace and youtube. They will then converse with themselves across their many accounts in a lame bid to create the impression that they are popular and sociable. Often they will use their various accounts to team up on other internet users who have shown themselves to be smarter than them, in a desperate bid to restore some pride. Currently there is no cure for this ever increasing psychopathic trend, but most sufferers give the game away within a week, such is their lack of concentration and intellect.

JohnnyBarretta: Hi mate, how are you??? :)

Toxic: Good mate, what about yourself?

Pakilover1988: Fuck you white piece of shit!!! :)

Toxic: I see you suffer from Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder?

Note: The smilie and the excessive use of question and exclamation marks give it away.

by YTuser October 4, 2009

Disorderly Conduct

A vaguely defined charge that any police office can exploit to arrest anyone they want.

The skater was charged with disorderly conduct for possessing a skateboard and refusing to hand it to the police officer.

The man was charged with disorderly conduct for refusing to state his name.

by Gavitron November 20, 2009

Obsessive Disney Disorder or ODD

Obsessive Disney Disorder: is an illness that is sweeping the world. It refers to people between the ages of 7-25 mostly girls, making ANYTHING DISNEY part of their everyday lives. Symptoms include: Speaking in Disney quotes from movies or TV shows, going online and looking up all the background information about Disney Parks. Dressing in Clothes that reflect Disney Character Constantly breaking out into Disney Song and Dance so as to express your true feelings, Looking for images, songs, catch phrases and either finding a sexual connotation or making it mean something way more dramatic and have some background secret story such as a hidden romance or for shadowing for a sequel, which may or not be true! ODD can only be cured by one person: CHUCK NORRIS and he can stop ODD by riding all the rides @ every Disney world/land in the word at once, but Chuck Norris does not ride rollercoaster’s because he does not need a track to go up and down, so the world continue to be plagued by ODD until all girls die from lack of true love, loss of hair do to unrealistic expectations, and most of all brain cell loss do to the time they spend in front of the TV and computer!

-Shit my GF has Obsessive Disney Disorder or ODD"

by Disneylover19 October 20, 2009

Imposter-disorder

Importer disorder or syndrome is when someone who is afraid of people thinking they are not smart even tho they are. Even through success they feel like a disappointment. They might be afraid to ask for help with something they struggle with because if they don't get it right away it will show there lack of intelligence and point them out as fraudulent.

ex 1.
Person 1: wow Greg did a really good job.
Person 2: tell him that in his mind he didn't do anything right, he has imposter-disorder.
Ex 2.
Person 1: Hey Josh I heard your behind in physics I can help you catch up
Josh: *in head* what if he trys to teach me and I can't figure it out? He'll know I'm stupid
Josh: thanks but I'll just study on my own.

by Wishywashy34 January 5, 2019

Angry Bitch Disorder

When a woman, usually overcome by anger will punish or act in a hostile manner toward an individual but when asked will not identify the reason for her anger rendering an adult solution to the problem impossible.

She isn't speaking to me. I'd try to make things right but she's got Angry Bitch Disorder so I can't figure out what the problem is.

by KG989 June 28, 2012

post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.

Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.

by Chawncey July 24, 2014