Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.

God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!

by Singadu September 26, 2018

Disaster Gay

Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination

"Sam Johnson is such a disaster gay, she painted her face with acrylic paint and it stained her skin."

by Saphhire September 28, 2018

disasterbation

The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.

"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"

by electra fidelis April 12, 2009

Disasterbation

A masterbation session on that ends up messy and all over the place.

She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation

by AAADDAAA March 4, 2011

disaster RADio

One who shakes it like a polaroid picture.

"Girl, you so disaster RADio, it's offa da scale!"

by Buttmaster Butt May 2, 2004

disasterqueef

A queef that occurs during sex that is so severe it kills the boner and may induce impotence

Larry: Did you hear about Gabe?
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.

by von groovy May 3, 2019

Disasterpiece

Def 1: A song off of Slipknots second studio album, Iowa

Def 2: An artwork that is well made but fucked up

1: Nibba 1: Yo, dude what's your favorite metal song
Nibba 2: Disasterpiece

2: Nibba 3: Dude, I saw Rule34 of Kanna Kamui

Nibba 4: Nigga, That's a Disasterpiece

by Putthatbeatdownlikethefamdog November 7, 2019