Venn Diagram

When two gentlemen sitting across from one another interlock arms and proceed to give each other hand jobs.

Where are are Doug and Jim?
They went home to enjoy a quick Venn Diagram before fondue

by King of Cuddle September 14, 2011

Ven Diagram Tits

When a female's breasts are so big and perky, that they sometimes might appear as if they are going to overlap at any given second, resulting in having a ven-diagram sort of look to them.

think of anyone you know that has great breasts. if they are extreamly perky then they probobly have what you could call ven diagram tits
(Pamela Anderson)

by erik hudson April 28, 2008

dialhead

Means exactly the same as dickhead but is a result of a predictive text.

God your a dialhead

by thugpuggin October 30, 2008

Diaphoretic

When a really hot girl starts sweating and has sweat rolling down her body.

The babe is really diaphoretic. It must be the sun.

by Swifteye493 February 14, 2015

Google Diagnostic

Used by "Do It Yourselfer" to find out what's wrong with something. Person that uses Google search engine to check forums and topic specific web sites to find what part they should throw at the problem. Can be used for a check engine light on a car to a washing machine or a PC with the blue screen of death.

My engine light was on so I did a Google diagnostic and all the people on the forums say it needs a putooter valve. I replaced it and my lights still on,wtf

by kirbside October 17, 2015

sefeleperetic diagranopghraphic hemelorbloge (SDH)

A fuckup so profound that it simply cannot be described with plain English.

Did you hear Fred left the stove on and his house burned down? That was a total sefeleperetic diagranopghraphic hemelorbloge (SDH).

by The Not So Jolly Giant September 28, 2020

Dr. James' Diagnosis

A "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is when someone - usually someone you know - tells you that they were diagnosed with either a crippling or lethal disease. They could state that they need to take illegal drugs in order to survive, or say they may dodge death if they are lucky. Sometimes both is stated. However, they are lying and unusually give no evidence why.
Of course, the "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is used to the benefit of the teller of a Dr. James' Diagnosis. Either for attention, or reason for doing illegal drugs without friends taking that into consideration.

The following is a conversation where James makes a Dr. James' Diagnosis:

James: "Sorry to say but I have lung cancer."
Richard: "Serious?"
James: "Yes, I'll need to smoke pot to survive."

by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. April 19, 2018