Derpie

It's like a selfie but for derps or moments of derpness.

I look like a derp in my selfie. #derpie

by Lopaka May 3, 2014

Derping

Scared and coughing

"Is 'derping' still being used? Do people even say that or is my boomer showing? If its not being used, could I change its meaning to 'scared and coughing?'"- CallMeKevin 2020

by Jim Pickens's victom December 3, 2020

The Masturbation Deprivation Pact

When a group of males form a verbal agreement not to masturbate for an extended period of time.

Tom: I'am goin to do The Masturbation Deprivation Pact with my friend Ralp for my new year's resolution.
Aaron: Wow, your gay but have fun.

by George Costiello December 14, 2008

depic

A mixture of dope and epic. Also see dep.

That speech by Martin Luther King was depic.

by Eric Johannsen November 1, 2007

Herpis-Derpis

A mutate of the Succubus and Harpy. A not so endangered species that is mate-hungry, and it's mating call is "Wanna F**k?" or "Got any Drugs?". The Herpis Derpis Maximus has a high rate of vaginal and anal infections. These infections can spread via mating and there goal is to infect anyone and everyone in the world. You can tell the animal is weak when it rubs its nose and sniffles a lot. They travel in flocks. The rate of spreading the infections is a pandemic indeed.

The Herpis-Derpis was seen capturing verginities behind a dumpster.

by Adam Zapyl September 24, 2012

Derpitude

Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.

Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.

If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.

Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..

Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.

by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011

derailer

(on a newsgroup or messageboard) one who changes the topic of the thread, hence "derailing" it.

Jim is such a derailer, I just want to talk about shoes, but he keeps trying to cyber my anus.

by Jim March 24, 2003