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Name definitions

A method by which contributors attempt to use Urban Dictionary as a dating website. Can also be employed in cases wherein middle schoolers wish to either gloat about themselves or call their friend a homosexual.
Users: Let's write name definitions that describe who we are!

Urban Dictionary as a whole: Please don't. Please?

User named Catherine: Catherine is intelligent, beautiful, and enjoys long w—

UDAW: I will pay you. I will actually pay you to stop. Please don't do this to me.
by Stupid God June 12, 2018
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Art form practiced by emo eunuchs who fetishize a particular female and advertise their fetish by creating a definition for her on Urban Dictionary. The object of the emo's sexual desire may be a girl from his school, his mom, grandma or other whore. The usual formula is to define the whore by listing idealized qualities related to her intelligence, beauty and kindness. The color of the whore's hair and the firmness of her ass may also be mentioned in his definition. Later the emo eunuch steals the bitch's under panties and sniffs them while masturbating, crying and reading the definition he wrote. When the emo boy matures he typically experiences self-loathing for his past infatuation and seeks to reclaim his manhood by strangling prostitutes.
Name Definition for a whore named Fellatia: Fellatia is a lovely girl who lives in Des Moines. She has long brown hair, she is kind and beautiful and you will fall in live with her as soon as you meet her. You will want to sniff her butt, beat up her mom and burn down her house. You will still love her after her boyfriend kicks your ass and even after her parents get a restraining order on you.
by Drunken Horde August 2, 2016
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Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.
writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.
by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015
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Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.

Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...

1. A personal attack against someone with that name.

2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
1. (name) is an evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and nobody loves them.

2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.

Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
by deathwish124 May 14, 2009
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Fake Definition

A word added to Urban Dictionary that has never, ever, been used by anyone in real life, but is instead created by one person thinking they are funny. Easy to spot because:
The page has one definition.
You have never heard of said word or phrase before.
Appearing as the word of the day.
Person #1: 'I climbed an organic stairmaster the other day, then I signed on a neverendum.'
Person #2: 'Stop trying to make words up, you dumbshit. Nobody finds it funny when you make a fake definition. Help yourself to some cyanide.'
by A Ferret October 28, 2010
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FRONTAL SLIT DEFINITION

The Frontal Slit Defintion also known as "FSD" is the Gap between a females pussy lips common to that of a Camel Toe.
The Frontal Slit Definition on Stephanie was huge, it reminded me of a Camel toe or the gap between the slats in a picket fence. I was about to eat this bitches pussy & Her FSD was so large I heard an echo.!
by Anthony Minetti May 19, 2007
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