by Luka C October 2, 2023
Get the Millimeter defeater mug.1: Referring to a firearm (often a pistol) firing 9mm caliber bullets
2. (Informal) Slang used to describe a small penis.
2. (Informal) Slang used to describe a small penis.
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The regularly adressed hoodlum fella of african-american origin, threatened another man with his 9mm Defeater
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A: Hey B! Did you see that guy the other day robbing a bank with his 9mm defeater?
B: If i were him I'd use a pistol
A: Yeah, but it was a sperm bank
B: I bet he wasn't qualified to donate!
The regularly adressed hoodlum fella of african-american origin, threatened another man with his 9mm Defeater
2:
A: Hey B! Did you see that guy the other day robbing a bank with his 9mm defeater?
B: If i were him I'd use a pistol
A: Yeah, but it was a sperm bank
B: I bet he wasn't qualified to donate!
by LeafyFan1 November 17, 2023
Get the 9mm Defeater mug.The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
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Hym "How is a Jew dressing as a stereotype... A Desecration of GOD'S name? Ok. They think they're God. They literally think that they are God. And what are the consequences of being anti-semitic? A semantic reframing of my existence? False rape allegations and economic warfare against anyone who allows me to succeed? Until I'm bereft like Job? Mobbed to death by retards like Jesus? Promised power in exchange for services like Abraham?"
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Get the millimeter defeater mug.Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.
by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025
Get the Immaculate Defecation mug.Sudden Onset Defecation or S.O.d. which is difference between let’s stop at the next rest stop and PleasePullOverNow!
“Damn Ron, what took you so long?”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
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