defartify

The process in which you spray air freshener to remove the toxic and/or nauseating smell of a fart from an area or room

His wife sprayed air freshener to defartify the hallway after he let out a nauseating fart.

by Somomma March 30, 2022

departner

A person in the workplace with whom you share the same job description. This person often works in close proximity and will cover your job when you are unavailable to do so. Department + Partner = Departner.

Joe - "Hey Sam want to go to lunch?"
Jill - " I have to wait until my departner gets back so someone is here to cover the phones in case the boss calls"

by L i N d Z August 30, 2007

defatinate

To use extreme measures to get rid of excess fat in one's body, such as: liposuction surgery, drinking only water for 3 days straight, buying a Nintendo Wii and playing vigorous Wii sports games for at least 30 hours a week, totally avoiding fast-food and chips and anything packaged, eating only fruits/veggies/lean meats for a long time, and avoiding using cars if possible.

That dude should defatinate - he weighs 250 pounds and is only 5'3". and he's 21.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Dearticulation

Apparent erosion of the English language. Habitual overuse of a comparative "like" to conveniently reduce a circumstance to a description or verbal illustration. Also preemptively excusing one for not having come up with a better matching expression. Customary decline in readiness to making a commitment to a statement.
Seems to have been invented by Paris Hilton, but now being used by like everyone - oh.

Dearticulation of finding an unexpectedly long line of people: "I was like walking down the street and saw like a hundred people standing a the gate, and I was like - oh my Gosh!

by floyd-humphrey December 20, 2010

defactbro

Relationship between two guys who are dating sisters.

Mark is a douche nozzle, but he is my defactbro and may be family some day

by Jeans74 October 29, 2012

defactbros

A pun in the form of a dad joke. Used to define defacto brothers (step brothers).

Lincoln has 2 step brothers. "Lincoln they are your defactbros bruv"

by bigoilyman June 2, 2017

Departy

A light-hearted event held after someone has departed, usually in the interest of bringing everyone's spirits up.

Because he knew funerals were miserable for everyone, this guy I know instead threw a departy for his friends. Rumor is that he rented a mansion for the purpose of using his corpse for a murder mystery. They say that whichever of his friends solves the mystery gets his inheritance. Now that's a departy!

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018