phallic decapitation

Chopping someone's head off with your dick

OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation

by Matt Dasher October 11, 2007

immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.

by BillyQ November 3, 2010

decapistrate

A mix of the word decapitate and castrate. It means to have just the head of the penis chopped or cut off.

Take him away and decapistrate him at once

by Kyle Jones May 6, 2003

Decepticles

Devastator's(a Decepticon) testicles in the movie Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

Have you seen the decepticles? they are made from steel!

by Decepticle August 10, 2009

decatur

City located a few miles east of Atlanta. Contrary to other definitions, Decatur is NOT mostly farmland but an urban environment featuring both housing projects and million-dollar condos. The first Waffle House is located in neighboring Avondale Estates and was founded by graduates of Decatur High School. In recent years, an influx of really fucking gay people has earned the city such titles as "dikeatur" and "Dickatur"

"Agnes Scott is located in Decatur . . . all the chicks there are huge lesbos"

by BiaBia7 December 28, 2005

decapitt

netman, VGC's resident sexy beast.

as in, "hi decapitt, wanna cyber?"

by Sabredog September 2, 2004

Decatur High School (Federal Way)

Decatur High School, is a middle class high school in Federal Way, Washington. Decatur High School is full of posers, wannabes, and bitches. You will meet some of the worst people here. Students at Decatur are under achievers and only come to school to skip classes. Most students you encounter are high, have recently been high or posess drugs. Decatur High School sports are a joke. It's like they are trying to lose. The sports program will never improve. If you wish to be a star athlete don't come here. Decatur High School, is an under achieving high school, and if you wish to have a good time in high school don't come here.

Bill - "wow your not very smart"
Jim- "Yeah I know its not my fault I went to Decatur High School (Federal Way)"

Or

"I was thinking of moving to Dash Point, but I realized that my kid would go to Decatur, I quickly changed my mind."

by Decatursucks284 June 20, 2009