chip damage whore

a person who, when playing fighting games, relies heavily on special or super moves that inflict damage when blocked to wear down an opponent low on health.

Iron Man, Cable, and Storm? I smell a chip damage whore...

by FinalJonomon September 3, 2009

Damaged

To be damaged means that something's value or usefulness has been reduced.

I went on a date with shawty girl last night, she has so much baggage that comes with her, she's just straight up DAMAGED!

by Thicklilmiss October 30, 2016

damage plan

dimebag darryl (formely of pantera) new band. not as good as pantera was in my opinion, but then again they only made one album before dimebags tragic death.
R.I.P. dimebag darryl.

a sad day in metal history, when dimebag darryl abbot was shot in the face six times by some crazy ass motherfucker at a nightclub while he was playing a song. what the fuck!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

dalmation

Noun. A white dog with black spots

Slang. A dime of weed

From Sublime's 'What I Got'

"I got a dalmation, I can still get high."

by xX eason Xx February 23, 2005

dalman

To really bugger something up/for something to go wrong/to make a bodge job of a simple task

"my car's being a dalman and i can't get to work"

or

"i'm not ignoring you, facebook chat is being a dalman"

by westicles69 February 4, 2010

inside out mushroom dalmation

When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmation.

(must be high on 'shrooms!!)

Veronica: Yesterday my boyfriend was high on shrooms and made my panties inside out mushroom dalmations! And he was soo high that he thought that puppies were coming out of my twat!!!

by JALMENY March 4, 2007

collateral damage

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.

"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"

by beazley ripper ft. G napes May 25, 2010