dandylion

a girl who acts tough but is really just insecure and sad

Joe: What is betty doing? why is she hurting all those girls?

Mike: Aww, shes just being a dandylion

by XxxxomgxxxX January 31, 2010

A Dandy

A sexual act where during a 69 the woman sucks the man off and puts her nose in the guys arse

I was 69ing Sue the other night and she gave me a dandy!

by Tommytwank May 6, 2021

dandy johnson

Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".

"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"

by paul phillips February 10, 2005

dirty dayday

While eating the booty like groceries, your partner fails to mention the Taco Bell that they ate earlier, which has caused them to have bubble guts, mid intercourse. This leads to a volcanic eruption of feces that covers a great portion of your body & also gets all over the sheets. After showering & changing your bedding, you head back to bed falling asleep for the night. You wake up the following morning realizing you have slept through your alarm clock & are now late for work. Knowing that you took a shower before bed, you quickly get ready and rush off to work. While at work, a co-worker approaches you to let you know that you have something stuck to the back of your neck. You proceed to feel the back of your neck & notice a dry flake that you pick off. While examining it you realize this is dry feces that you must have missed from the night before. Before you can discretely dispose of the dried feces flake, your coworker realizes what it is & loudly announces “IS THAT SHIT?!?”. You being caught off guard & trying save face, quickly blurt out that it happened during sex, this leads to you being known as the “poop sex guy” at your work now.

“Eww! That guy smells like shit!”
“He must be having a dirty DayDay.”

by Dirty Day-Day April 29, 2020

Dandy

This word is good to use instead of saying "drugs."

"We're having fun tonight if you're dandy."

by gardengirl May 24, 2007

Dandy Edibles

Trash ass edibles that taste like straight bunk and leave only the taste of cannabis oil behind, with no high whatsoever.

"I picked up some Dandy Edibles for us!"
"Oh no bro, go get your money back, you couldn't pay me enough to take that trash."

by cannabiscritique April 26, 2020

DanDaSavage

An epik gamer

You are DanDaSavage.

by SoundVL January 29, 2021