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person one: hey man, where are you?
person two: i'm in dtmb, where are you?
by omggimmedomestpdfgtz December 14, 2008
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DTMB

An acronym often used in the heat of battle when there is just not enough time to get the full request out.
"Don't Tase Me, Bro!"
"What did I do? I didn't do anything! DTMB!!"
by Cash86 October 5, 2007
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dtmb

DTMB = don't taze me bro. Commonly used at John Kerry speeches.
"What did I do? What did I do? DTMB! Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me! AAAGGGGGHHHHH OW OW OW OH MY GOD"
by lopzided October 8, 2007
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dumbface

a dumbface is someone who actually has a face which is dumb
Are you a dumbface?
baby just a quick question, are you a dumbface?
by mr danger baby May 9, 2008
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dumbfoot

Someone who frequently labels people as being a smartass.
In reading the reply to his email, Mr X. determines that Mr Y. is a smartass. This makes Mr X. a dumbfoot.
by D-man181 October 27, 2009
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Dumbfidence

The god given talent that allows dumb people to lead a successful life through the confidence their stupidness provides.

It is most probable that this confidence comes from a complete lack of morals or social awareness, meaning someone with dumbfidence will never question their own actions or opinions. This provides them with the confidence to be a success (...a chicken or the egg scenario).

see also: Footballing Brain
1:
q) How the hell is Boris Johnson mayor of London?

a) he's got Dumbfidence

2:
q) How did someone like John Terry ever become England captain?

a) Dumbfidence
by G8HAUS March 13, 2010
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DTMFOFB

A variation of DTMF meaning "Dump the Mother Fucker on Facebook"
When I saw that Vienna changed her Facebook relationship status from In A Relationship to Single, I knew she followed my advice to DTMFOFB
by ExMsFine December 27, 2010
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