Domestic call

The situation when a woman uses her phone in order to pleasure herself by inserting the phone into her vagina and then calling it.

- Have you seen Sarah?
- Yes, she is making a domestic call in her room.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

domestic

When a situation is so unfortunate that you cannot describe it as anything else other than ‘domestic’.

“Ugh next week it says it’s gonna rain and snow”
“Ok now it’s just getting domestic”

by Ckm36 July 20, 2022

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

domestic violence dick

The kind of dick that makes women beat the hell out of their man and any woman that looks at him.

That guy must have domestic violence dick. He makes women crazy.

by Rockstar and Kate the Great January 5, 2021

Domesticated Fish

Any fish that is not in the wild

“Yeah bro, I’m going to the store to get some domesticated fish”

“I’d like to put a tank of domesticated fish in my office”

by RealVibesBro December 8, 2020

Domestic Adventurism

Domestic Adventurism (noun): The strategic deployment of national militarized forces within a nation’s own territory, where the primary intent is to provoke escalation, civilian resistance to gain emergency powers, create propaganda, institutional or personal aggrandizement, or demonstrate impunity rather than the stated reason for the operations.

Origin: Coined in 2025 in response to militarized federal operations in American cities.

The deployment of federal forces in the South Shore neighborhood of Chicago was a clear act of Domestic Adventurism, designed to provoke a confrontation and justify the expansion of federal power, rather than to ensure public safety.

by FluidHistory November 19, 2025

domestic canine

Back-formation of "homedog", meaning "a peer with whom one's relationship does not extend beyond camaraderie and brief physical contact upon greeting and valediction".

Alternatives: mate, bled, bruv, homie.

"What descends in the surrounding residences, domestic canine?"
(= "What's going down in the hood, homedog?")

by J. Depvo July 26, 2009