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domestic chatter

Conversations revolved around the topics of marriage and children. Occures most commonly in the work place.
As a young, single, and childless individual, my coworkers' endless talk of their "perfect" kids and "shitty" husbands makes me want to quit. I need an environment with less domestic chatter.
by AudiLuver August 28, 2017
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Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.
Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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Domestic dog

The domestic dog is not just a non-union tradesperson, but a proudly anti-union tradesperson.

The domestic dog earns less than a third year union apprentice, and will proudly work through 35°+ heat and/or rain. Meanwhile the unionised workers are driving home at 11am, paid fully for eight hours thanks to the inclement weather policy.

The domestic dog wears Bunnings Trade merch, as they eyeroll at a labourer's CFMEU hoodie.

The domestic dog will continue to work on a domestic house for twelve months, while the unionised worker will be taking an alimak from basement three to level 69 in the same twelve months.
Look at these grubs working in the rain. Fucken domestic dogs.
by theslothinator February 14, 2023
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Domestic Spaz

A person who is a domestic and usually does not spaz but when they do they are a domestic spaz
when your out eating then someone at your table or someone else's table all of a sudden does a quick spaz motion.
by Taco Hell October 20, 2004
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Domestically Challenged

Inability or reluctancy to do common household chores, such as cleaning and cooking.
I am domestically challenged because I hate doing the dishes.
by Wendolyn July 15, 2024
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Domestic Stallion

Noun. A stay at home dad. Particularly in an area known for outdoor recreation.
Person 1: What does Randy do for a living?
Person 2: His wife makes bank so he just takes his kids on hikes and bike rides; he’s a domestic stallion.
by Speedy Anteater June 12, 2024
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Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat
Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.
by anonymous January 18, 2023
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