dick-sappointment

the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her

( dick + disappointed )

Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed

black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment

by diddy kong September 28, 2009

Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010

bitches on your dick

Something franklin needs to get

Nigga dont hate me cause im beautifull nigga mabye if you got rid of yo yee yee ass haircut you can get some bitches on your dick or better yet tanisha would call yo dog ass if she aint talkin to that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with niiggaa

by I dont know what pseudonym is January 10, 2021

Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops

A Sega Genesis game by Time Warner Interactive, where you play basketball as Dick Vitale commentates. It was shot into the modern gaming scene when Scott the Woz made his 100th video about it.

"Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops is amazing! It's the perfect blend of Dick and Vitale!"

by caedyn January 5, 2019

Dumb Dick

When a guys so good in the sheets that it makes you act stupid for it

#1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.

by AlH1801 November 13, 2017

Dick Worship

The art of giving a blow job at various speeds, and various movements including deep throating and using hands to bring a guy as close to orgasm as possible, stop and start over several times, taking your time until he orgasms harder than he ever has. Swallowing is optional.

GF! I showed him what dick worship was ALL about last night!

by cgr4life January 10, 2011

dick

1. Slang for a penis.
2. A mean, aggravating, or otherwise just disliked person.
3. Short for "Richard." Rick is preferred nowadays as most people don't like being called an aggravating penis.
4. Something that gets stuck in the fan

1. I suck massive dick.
2. I'm a dick.
3. My name is Dick.
4. My dick got stuck in the fan.

by das_it_mane August 20, 2016