defucktion

The act of reversing a fuck-up, or the act of repairing a previously known fuck-up.

A database administrator accidentally fucks up by deleting a large table from a production database. Woopsies! The Unix systems adminstrator then runs a data restoration from a recent backup, enabling the database administrator to reverse his fuck-up, thus performing a defucktion.

by Roy James January 17, 2008

derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

by LankymanDan November 9, 2009

defecatory episode under cloth

Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"

If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.

by pentozali June 5, 2013

Defimation

def·i·ma·tion

/ˌdefyˈmāSH(ə)n/

noun

Defimation: Conservative sexual fetish. Sexual arousal derived from calling someone a soyboy or libtard.

My defimation of that libtard was so satisfying I creamed bro.

by TILT1776 January 11, 2021

Exkegation Delegation

Frat boys in line for beer at a kegger -all of whom consider it their 'duty' to drain the keg.

Jenny: "Are all those guys in line waiting for the bathroom?"

Carol: "Nope, that's the Exkegation Delegation" waiting for their beer."

by BuffDudeTotally December 30, 2013

cum dedication

When you print off a photo of someone and blow your load over their face.

I had the best wank last night. I did a cum dedication over your sister's Facebook photo.

by Drae-Ko August 18, 2017

The Dedication Plus

As per The Dedication but in addition to shoving his dick in the girls ass, he punches her in the head.

" Dude, since you gave your gf The Dedication on my birthday, I gave my GF The Dedication Plus on yours"

by ThreeGNinja May 1, 2006