Claire Danes

A rather pretty and convincingly female actress who, due to a genetic defect, was born was a penis. It is approximate ten inches in length, three in diameter at the shaft, and was used to make Nick Stahl scream like a little bitchboy while filming Terminator 3.

-Claire Danes is really hot.
-Yeah, but she has a dick.
-I don't care. I'd suck it.
-...Gay."

by Blorpfuck July 12, 2011

Danes

Citizens of the small, bigoted European country, Denmark. Denmarkians or Danes as they are sometimes mistakenly called, are racists that like poking fun at other cultures, especially cultures in the middle-east or Africa.

Danes are Denmarkians and full of crap

by Greg Denmark December 26, 2010

davespeirs

A term meaning giant ugly-facebot who has hair like that of the body of a carrot, and thinks that the inverse of 1/6 is lunch. Also meaning joo, a term not officially recognized by any davespeirs library. When confronted with a "Davespeirs", the proper response is to a) shave thine head or b) reply with a simply, yet mildly complex yo momma joke. Will confuse the davespeirs-er

"I think your sister is hot"(<- the davespeirs, notice the complete inapproprietness).
"Yo momma"

by RyanLOL March 28, 2008

Blackout Dates

Overalpping days upon which all the women a male is dating happen to be engaged in menstrual cycles, resulting in no available choices for sexual activity.

Man, I was hoping to have a date tonight, but all I got is blackout dates from all my girls.

by pwrmacjedi July 13, 2010

Davesexual

attracted to dave from, dave and bambi (fnf mod)

I love dave so much, im Davesexual

by NewCom January 12, 2022

Dames

A short, fat troll who always cries for no reason.

The music industry is being ruined by Dames like Lars Ulrich and Fred Durst.

by Plushtar February 17, 2004

dawesome

When something is way better than awesome and no other word can describe it.

"That show was doddally dawesome"

by Garmanbozia February 16, 2009