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Cosmo

A wannabe gangster that dwells in the streets of New Jersey where the thugs are tough and the education even tougher. Is prone to making up insults over the internet to try and make his low-self esteem not appear as bad as it is, though most people know his dad beats his self esteem out of him every night.

He is also capable of intensely destroying the English language with every sentence to point where they call him the Hitler of literacy. Personally, some believe this man to want the English language to disappear all together.

When approaching a wild Cosmo just be prepared to be yelled at and attempt to be instigated into a fight, though you are the pussy if you don't go to fight him and not vice versa.

Be extremely cautious.

Very dangerous.

Hurts feelings.
Yo, this fugazi nerd tried to pull a Cosmo on me.

But I put him in his place like the rest of the world puts Cosmo in his place. Especially his dad.
by PastryEsque July 11, 2014
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cosmo

maker of a line of strap-on dildos for men or women. Made famous by message board poster with the name "cosmo" who swears they are the best thing since sliced bread.
Person 1: Did you see cosmo raving about those cosmo dildo's again?

Person 2: yeah, poor fellow. I heard he lost his in an accident.
by Ragnar Lindstrom February 24, 2008
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cockpipe cosmonaught

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!
"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"
by FJ April 20, 2005
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cosmo

a guy who goes absolutely crazy when he plays football/sports;insane in the membrane.
Dude, Bob went cosmo on me after I hit him and then he KICKED...MY...ASS.
by Ann glasglow January 1, 2006
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Cosmo Lounge

A lounge located in Milwaukee Wisconsin, on the UW Milwaukee campus. Cosmo Lounge's slogan is "Where smart people meet". Past events at the cosmo lounge include movie nights, Always Sunny in Philadelphia marathons, and long sessions of The Club. The cosmo lounge follows the Man Laws, with a specific list of amendments
I was chillin in the cosmo lounge and I had an awesome time, man those guys are cool
by Will Drew September 23, 2009
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Cosmo and Wanda

A TikTok trend where you find something around you in pink and something near it in green. This is because people make jokes about those items being Cosmo and Wanda, since both can shapeshift and when they do, they turn into the item with pink and green colors.
Classmate: “Bro, look over there. Cosmo and Wanda!”

You: “That’s gotta be them they’re not slick.”
by KLYDE 💯 May 17, 2022
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Cosmo Flipping

Cosmo flipping is mixing DMT with LSD
by Zooted Wigga May 18, 2022
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