Beef Curtains

Excess meat surrounding the external portion of the vagina. Oh fuck it, theyre just meat flaps.
See also: Meat fly catchers, strip steak butterflies, ham and cheese, meat on the taco, kermit the frog, gumby and occasionally used to sweep the floors by geraitrics with 2 inch beef clams. 2 inches from the ground.
by Leo. October 21, 2003
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Sirloin Curtains

Slang and derogatory for beautiful bodacious labia
Her juicy sirloin curtains welcummed his nice meaty weiner.
by Spanky McNutt August 06, 2008
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meat curtains

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night
by Jim January 27, 2004
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meat curtains

Check out her meat curtains hanging out her undies!
by lans April 11, 2003
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beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
by vulvahammer July 08, 2010
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Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.
After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.
by Oliver Clozeoff June 03, 2007
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meat curtain

an unusally large, long vaginal lip.

usually refered to women that have had children.

An old woman's vaginal lips.

see roast beef
by Sabertooth nigga December 01, 2004
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