righteous chronic

some serious weed.

"All he needs is a little love, ultraviolet light, potassium, and he'll grow into some righteous chronic"

by Potato Head April 26, 2014

chrondo

syn:"the chronic", chronic in nature.

"These are some chrondo nuggets!"

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

caronia

Derived from the words car and paranoia. A term used to describe the sensation that someone has been in one's car, adjusted mirrors, changed seat settings, or drained gas from the vehicle.

erica: It feels like someone has been in my car; I need to readjust my mirrors.
remley: maybe you are suffering from caronia...

by erieee December 10, 2009

Summot Chronic

When something is crazy.

Joe : " Did you see Jay cross Sammy? "
Allen : " Ye. It was sick. He got crossed summot chronic. "

by Thomas647 April 21, 2009

Chronic Bongitis

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.

"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1

by theJR April 22, 2010

Chronically online

Twitter Andy’s that get triggered by anything. They spend their days inside with no outside contact. They go on r/lsf and get invested in meaningless internet drama that no one will care about in a week. They are parasocial as well.

Person 1: omg! I dug up a tweet that *celebrity* said 14 years ago about how Mexicans like tequila! We have to cancel him! twitter, do your thing!
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

Chronically Offline

A person that’s always outside, doesn’t know what’s going on in the internet. Chronically offline people don’t have any social media platform. (Except maybe Facebook) they don’t know any of the stuff that is going on in the internet.

Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-

by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023