cryptosporidium

A type of water parasite that is mentioned in robin williams live 2002 for the reason he couldn't drink river water

"even superman's going 'fuck it im not going in, it has cryptosporidium'"

by unknown qwerty December 24, 2005

Craptastic

When your having a really boring day at work and there is nothing else to do but add random words to urban dictionary and hope a customer walks throught the door and you can sell them a damn computer.

wow this day is going so craptastic i wanna die

by Vandersmelt February 16, 2010

cryptkeeper five

The greatest band to ever come out of New Jersey. The blend a style of 50's rocknroll, 70's punk, bluegrass, rockabilly.

Cryptkeeper five...and their goddamn rock n roll

by Dan Lehner November 10, 2003

craptice

A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.

Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.

by Raibu Chacko July 19, 2005

craptacular

spectacularly crap. to be craptacular is to be crap but really amusing at the same time.

that movie was craptacular.

by Joanne&Alyce October 8, 2003

craptivity

an additional activity to accompany the excretion of solid bodily waste.

Jimothy: What's your favorite craptivity? Mine is chatting online.

Doyle: ... I usually just crap...

by Clintlan May 15, 2008

craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.

I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.

by snora December 2, 2009