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tom cruise

Verb- the act of pretending to know more about a subject than one actually does.
Dude, don't tom cruise me on cellular biology, cause i know you don't know shit about it.
by Zach Dierks December 9, 2008
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Tom Cruise

v. to act like a complete dick, to believe oneself to be God's gift to mankind, to be arrogant mixed with retardation.
- often abreviated to TC.
Quote: "To Tom Cruise or not to Tom Cruise that is the dusch bag's question."

Man 1: My neigbor has be TC'n it to much lately.
Man 2: Yo man I'll suplex him if he be TC'n to much
by John Faucett June 10, 2008
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Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is one of the only two actors to have seven consecutive $100 million plus blockbusters on their resume. Further, Forbes ranked Cruise as the most powerful celebrity in 2006. Obviously, Tom could never get these numbers and the associated prestige without being a fan favorite. However, beginning sometime in the early 2000s, it became somewhat fashionable to hate Tom Cruise.

Tom is also notorious for being a "midget", although he really isn't (at 5'7", he stands roughly the same height as the ever popular Joaquin Phoenix). Unfortunately, Tom fell in love with an exceptionally tall woman, 5'9" Katie Holmes, who is 5" taller than the average woman in the U.S. Katie sometimes wears 3" heels, which brings her height to 6'. This dramatic difference really does make poor Tom look like a midget.

In short, Tom used to be a popular actor as evidenced by his numerous blockbuster hits. He was even named People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1990. However, at some point he seems to have been brainwashed and is now a raving lunatic who practices the myth of scientology. There are disturbing reports of him cannibalizing Katie’s placenta, too.
Guy 1: Does Tom Cruise really drink toilet water?
Guy 2: I heard that Tom drinks out of the toilet because he can't reach the sink.
by HuskyFan86 May 25, 2007
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ghetto cruiser

Any car that is old, raggedy or has been made ricey by using cheap add-ons such that can be found at Pep-boys or Murrays.

Typical ghetto cruisers display the use of multiple style hub caps, broken suspension/windows and typically have at least twice the value of the car into the stereo system....which is hacked together and sound like crap.

Ghetto cruisers tend to be driven by an invisible man. The driver sits to the side against the B pillar. Yeah, cuz thats comfortable. You dumb ass.
by MDZ February 3, 2004
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cruiser

A name for a 'Vodka Cruiser' drink. Basically lolly water.
I'm a girl, I don't drink beer, I drink cruisers.
by Cruu-zur April 18, 2003
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Cruzetalk

A very large car enthusiast group dedicated to the Chevy Cruze.
Have you checked out Cruzetalk lately?
There's lots of cool mods you can learn about on Cruzetalk.
by anothey93 December 11, 2016
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Cruise Ship Wiener

The act of being a pervert also refereed to as pedophile, most commonly represented by the word Douche.
Do you know Travis? Ya that kids such a Cruise Ship Wiener dude
by Double tee July 20, 2010
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