Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...
by Dre-Dre from the Block February 27, 2009
Get the Crotch Cootiesmug. When you dont shower for a while and your crotch begins to take on an odor similar to that of yogurt.
Person 1: Woah, do you smell that?
Person 2: .....wot
Person 1: OMG, you've got yogurt crotch! Wash that!
Person 2: .....wot
Person 1: OMG, you've got yogurt crotch! Wash that!
by erhadlovesbonnie October 15, 2011
Get the Yogurt Crotchmug. Jeremy: "I had sex with a cheerleader last night."
Joshua: "Really?! That's cool."
Jeremy: "No, it wasn't. She totally had a mothra crotch-- now I know why they wear bloomers."
Joshua: "Really?! That's cool."
Jeremy: "No, it wasn't. She totally had a mothra crotch-- now I know why they wear bloomers."
by Thaddeus Maximus Erectus April 28, 2006
Get the mothra crotchmug. A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.
I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.
This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.
Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.
This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.
Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015
Get the Whore's Crotchmug. The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.
The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.
by patri100ia August 7, 2016
Get the swamp crotchmug. Weber: "Better hide that beer, they're gonna take it from ya at the gate."
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"
by Fastball35 April 7, 2011
Get the Crotch Beermug. by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005
Get the Crotch Crittersmug.