Citizen Husbandry

When you take the citizens of your country and exploit them as a resource -- milk them, slaughter them, and consume them.

Republican budget proposals epitomize the philosophy of Citizen Husbandry, minimizing the cost of ranching a population of oblivious citizens to pull the carts of profits for the super-rich.

by Lew Mills April 24, 2011

Clitical Hit

When you hit that spot and you know it.

Girl: Oh.. ooh.. oh.. oohh.. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGOOOOODDDD
Guy: Clitical hit!

by Kaleephus the Scribe May 12, 2014

Chriticism

To analytically critique Christianity and its influence in societal norms

A chriticism of christianity in society is that it guilts people from eating meat on Good Friday.

by Antonio Siena June 1, 2018

Citizen land mine

You take a shit in the road and watch a car go though it

Wait minute I’m gonna do citizen land mine

by Wood69911 March 9, 2019

Caitilyn

A beautiful girl, intelligent and unique. Usually unpopular and only has a few close friends. Mistaken for Caitlyn a lot, even though her name is pronounced Katie-lynn.

Jimbo: you see that pretty girl over there?
Jack: yeah it's caitilyn, she's super smart too

by Igneousmasslepop January 16, 2020

Senior Citizen Wannabes

Young people who constantly complain about new things not being as good as their old counterparts.

"Look at those Senior Citizen Wannabes. They're like 15 but wear these retro Nintendo and Atari shirts like they grew up in that era."

by Muzzler January 8, 2010

Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.

"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."

by PatBen22 February 21, 2014