guano crazy

A polite way of saying bat-shit crazy.

(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)

quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011

I generally give Michelle Bachmann the benefit of the doubt, but I still think she is guano crazy.

by hir0 August 23, 2011

shithouse crazy

A state of crazy that is beyond repair. The most severe form of crazy.

Look at Francy. She has gone shithouse crazy!

by studstud October 22, 2011

Bat Crazy

Going irrationally crazy.

After the breakup, my ex went bat crazy and told lies about me.

by Ski777 September 29, 2015

Five-Shade Crazy

A person who is rejected/dissed in any type of situation and simply will not accept it. Unfortunately, a Five-Shade Crazy is unavoidable as said person is persistent and determined to "even the game" due to lack of self-confidence and/or maturity.

I told Mark I thought he was ugly, now he's totally being a Five-Shade Crazy.

by TheHJ March 4, 2010

Crusader Crazies

The most loyal, dedicated, and loudest fans in the world of highschool sports. They are fans of the Bergen Catholic Crusaders in Oradell NJ. Home of the best student-athletes in NJ. They paint their entire bodies before every football game and no one would ever be dumb enough to cross them. Their main rivals are the Don Bosco fans, who are not nearly as good. Even though they are great guys when it comes to game time they are vicious and ruthless fans willing to do whatever they can for their team.

I can't wait to go to bergen and become part of the Crusader Crazies.

by ultralaxer4 June 7, 2011

crAZN

pronounced "cray zee en"

A fobby crazy asian man who goes on a shooting rampage.

see: Jiverly Voong, the Vietnamese Binghamton shooter
Chai Vang, the Hmong Minnesota shooter
Seung-Hui Cho, the Korean Virginia Tech shooter

Sally: Did you hear about the horrible massacre in Binghamton, NY?

Jeff: Yeah, it looks like the work of another crAZN.

by Poonstankqua April 4, 2009

crazy bitches

Any female that has more emotional problems than Latoya Jackson

I dunno what it is with dumb guys but I'd never put up with the antics of those crazy bitches.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004