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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
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Catholic Crawl

The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.
I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!
by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021
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Crawl out of it

Enter reality or leave it, get with it, be real, get over it.
Vanessa heard me talking about Carly and slapped me, like she’s gotta crawl out of it, it’s not that big of a deal
by Steve The OG November 25, 2021
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carpet crawling

the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine
caught myself carpet crawling for a shard that didn’t exist”
by lilb05 July 29, 2025
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No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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Seminal Crawl

The crawl two entwined post-coital lovers do in search of tissue.
As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.
by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022
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