craptologist

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

craptacular

From the merger of the words crap and spectacular:

adj. - Of the nature of being particularly bad or undesirable

n. - Something that is craptacular as a particularly bad moment, event, or instance.

My car broke down, I was late to work, and I got yelled at by my boss. It was a craptacular morning.

The party was dull and had bad music. It was craptacular.

by EvilCow September 27, 2005

Craptastic

Lame Boring Useless Inane

Craptastic is the bastard child of the word Crappy and Fantastic. Generally meaning something that was either supposed to be good or nice, has become something horrid or disgusting.

Also known to define something as mind numbingly boring/lame.

"Wow, this cake looked good in the catalog but it's taste is craptastic!"

"This new video game I bought got so much I hype that I was anxious to play it but now that I have it's simply craptastic."

by OkiMar August 19, 2008

craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.

Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"

by Rob November 18, 2003

craptop

Any laptop which impedes your performance as a professional gamer.

I'd whup your POSDWTC single handedly if it weren't for this damn craptop!

by Cheerio February 23, 2003

Craptain Crunch

Captain Crunch with water instead of milk or Captain Crunch without sugar.

Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules

"Hey Joe, what's with the craptain crunch?!"

by Fire Ninja September 7, 2007

San Crapadino

slang for San Bernardino, a crappy, run down city in southern California.

I'm glad I got out of San Crapadino.

by zezee June 23, 2006