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Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.
Man, I hate Hot Crapping.
by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016
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Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.
Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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thirst crappin

When your in search of a toilet that cups you just right so you can go #2 (poop)
Damn them sugar-free chocolates sure had me thirst crappin !
by JennYewen November 8, 2023
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Flopping like a crappie

If I start "Flopping like a crappie" after eating this, you'll know why.
by Jacjoa September 15, 2020
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fishing for crappie

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
by blackstardust May 7, 2024
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