n., the tail on a cat, dog, or any other animal whose anus is located just under the spot where the tail connects to the body. The term comes from the story of Jed Angus, who discovered that when he raised and lowered the tail of his pet dog (as if using a crank), poop came out.
Dude, my cat keeps walking around with his shit crank up in the air, so everyone can see his shit hole!
by Acting Jack February 7, 2008
Get the shit crankmug. Yea I’m just cranking the chill trust
At measure 60 we’re getting lost in the sauce, you need to crank the chill ya?
At measure 60 we’re getting lost in the sauce, you need to crank the chill ya?
by Kuya._vince October 20, 2022
Get the crank the chillmug. Adderall
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies
by Frankie Whapps March 12, 2022
Get the Baby Crankmug. When a condom is used while masturbating to effectively reduce clean-up in a public setting (generally a party or other social event). Typically one uses the bathroom or closet to successfully pull off a party crank.
After everyone at the party passed out, he proceeded to party crank in the washroom without risk of leaving any evidence behind.
by squantolee December 6, 2010
Get the Party Crankmug. After listening to crank dat, John transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.
by soulja boy must needs be dead December 31, 2007
Get the crank datmug. To start something. Derived from the method of starting an old-timey car that literally had to be "cranked up" before it could be run.
by Metatag November 2, 2005
Get the crank upmug. when your husband is the center of a scandal where he ejaculates all over a girls face, and you stand by your man. you then run for president 10 years later.
by austingale March 17, 2008
Get the crank that hillarymug.