n., the tail on a cat, dog, or any other animal whose anus is located just under the spot where the tail connects to the body. The term comes from the story of Jed Angus, who discovered that when he raised and lowered the tail of his pet dog (as if using a crank), poop came out.
Dude, my cat keeps walking around with his shit crank up in the air, so everyone can see his shit hole!
by Acting Jack February 8, 2008
Adderall
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies
Do you have any baby Crank?
by Frankie Whapps March 13, 2022
Yea I’m just cranking the chill trust
At measure 60 we’re getting lost in the sauce, you need to crank the chill ya?
At measure 60 we’re getting lost in the sauce, you need to crank the chill ya?
by Kuya._vince October 21, 2022
When a condom is used while masturbating to effectively reduce clean-up in a public setting (generally a party or other social event). Typically one uses the bathroom or closet to successfully pull off a party crank.
After everyone at the party passed out, he proceeded to party crank in the washroom without risk of leaving any evidence behind.
by squantolee December 5, 2010
After listening to crank dat, John transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.
by soulja boy must needs be dead December 5, 2007
To start something. Derived from the method of starting an old-timey car that literally had to be "cranked up" before it could be run.
by Metatag July 31, 2005
when your husband is the center of a scandal where he ejaculates all over a girls face, and you stand by your man. you then run for president 10 years later.
by austingale March 18, 2008