cooter

Cooter: N the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.

Lauren's cooter smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.

by Baby Jesus March 16, 2005

The Cooter Monster

A huge monstrous vagina that is as hairy as Chewbacca nuts and it's stretched out so far and very very saggy. It's devours men and women as it is a bisexual. Plus it is also dripping with ganerea. ALso it has 15 rows of cock chewing, pussy ripping, asshole munching teeth. Finally it is 15 feet tall and 1 ton of pure cooter.

Asian man - Oh no rook, it's the Cooter Monster! It come to devour Hong Kong!

by Nico The Italian Stallion & RJ January 28, 2009

John Copter

n. The greatest person ever created. No reason to why they are the greatest or even who the person is. Some say it is Clint Eastwood. Some say it's a boy living in Michigan. But know one knows for sure.

Hey man take out the trash for me!

No fuck off i dont gotta

Who do you think you are?! John Copter or something?! motherfucker you just might be...

You know it bitch!

by Hutman93 August 17, 2009

Cooter Cranny

The visible gap between a womans thighs where her cooter is. Most commonly seen in sexy poses while wearing underwear or a swim suit. It's a major turn on.

Man, Rachael sure does have a nice cooter cranny...
When I go to the beech, all I wanna do is scope the cooter cranny.

by Koskasko December 16, 2008

wienie copter

After getting a hard-on and taking off your pants, you move your hips in a circular motion so your dick looks like a helicopter blade spinning

how hilarious would it be if i just got up right now in the middle of class and just wienie coptered

by Gayle McAdams September 22, 2006

orgasmo-copter

when a guy hangs on a chandelier while a girl gives him a blow job while they spin in circles on the chandelier until then fall off

I invited my girl friend over to have a orgasmo-copter

by alecds August 23, 2008

hooter cooter

When a woman pushes her breasts together for a man to insert his manhood.

"How do you want to cum tonight?" She asked. "In your hooter cooter." He replied.

by Dayman842 September 2, 2016