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Core-lister 

a BNOC but for Columbia students. someone so critical to the campus they're basically a required course. their enigma cannot be defined or understood. may sport earbuds draped loosely over their shoulder or read standing up on Butler 6th floor.
"Guess who I saw in front of Butler smoking in a puffer, jengo jeans and circle glasses?" "Could only be a Core-lister."
Core-lister by columbialuv April 2, 2025
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A person (usually a bald man) who does not consider mainstream electronic music is real music, but rather a steaming pile of garbage. They think DJing should only be done on vinyl and turntables, with a rotary mixer or Allen&Heath.

They don't believe music production should take place in a computer, rather only with analog drum machines and analog synthesizers (preferably modular), recorded into analog tape.

These "people" are not only are elitist, they believe they are better at being elitist than all other elitists.
This annoying ass core-lord dj won't shut the fuck up about how many vinyl he just bought, and how terrible he thinks John Summit is.
core-lord by jork69 January 30, 2026
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Core deaf is a word used to describe people who fail to differentiate and understand aesthetics, cores, and styles etc.
People say BTS’ concept is emo, they must be so core deaf
Core deaf by Vampylink April 19, 2026

Elundis Core 

The Elundis Core is a sphere of infinite mass, and likewise, infinite density. It measures a mere 6.2 meters in diameter, and is devoid of any color. Should TTS receive enough messages containing "L_?", it will activate. No one knows what will happen, should the Elundis Core activate. No one knows where it lies dormant. The last time it was activated was 14 billion years ago, which is as old as our universe.
Dude, don't say Elundis Core so much. We don't know how much more until it activates. VI VON ZULUL
Elundis Core by PASTOR VI VON June 12, 2019

Common Core Math 

Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.
Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?
Common Core Math by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017

frog blast the vent core

An abrupt and random phrase blurted out by fans of the classic Marathon franchise. The phrase was first used by Simalcrums from the videogame, Marathon 2: Durandal. The random phrase has since grown in popularity.
Frog blast the vent core!

Common core 

How about when the hw is 1+1 and the test is "two trains are going in opposite directions traveling and the speed of Lauren. If one of them stops for a lunch break at around 12 pm how many cupcakes are needed to but a human soul?"
Common core question: Joe has 250 watermelons and needs 300 how many does he need to buy? Students: why the hell does someone need 300 watermelons?
Common core by Turtle Trey October 10, 2018