contradiction

totaly unable to figure out what ur saying or doing.

Quoting someone in art world who in loss of ability think act and function as a person and stil want to acutaly open your mouth to feel yu can say something before you know what your saying

Contradiction as in:

We are not here to save your life,( "we are to cool for that, but if i got sick you my friends would save mine")
Meaning yes im a totaly duech bag scum bag self centered jerk but if it came down to it i want u to suck me ass, and get off with being fuckt up. PS i will also cut your throat if u tell anyone that im this fuct up cause i wont sell art..

by artifiial nigga January 21, 2009

Contractor

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.

Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"

by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010

CODtradiction

Tha act of contradicting ones self while playing Call of Duty. Most commonly if the form of complaining about campers whilst camping in the corner. Also can be depicted by the act of saying a certain is gay whilst using that same weapon, and so on and so fourth.

player 1: "I hate campers." *while camping*
Player 2: "You are a CODtradiction."

Player 1: "The UMP is so gay." *while using the UMP*
PLayer 2: "ok stop CODtradicting yourself."

by yettifan007 December 10, 2010

Contradickhead

(1) People who are upset with calling other people a hypocrite
(2) A person who is obsessed with miss using the term "hypocrisy" just because their feelings is her

Nice Guy: You dated my sister and had a one night stand but you don't want me to date your sister you're a "hypocrite"

Me: I don't want my sister to be a slut
Contradickhead

by EmJayee November 18, 2019

Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

by Contractor Craig November 9, 2008

contractor clock

the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.

the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock

by fire909 May 11, 2011

Fecording Contract

Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.

As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."

by perogi April 26, 2011