Contingency Scientific Method

A scientific approach that treats results as contingent on specific historical, environmental, and contextual conditions that might not hold elsewhere or elsewhen. It rejects the assumption that findings should replicate everywhere forever, instead asking: under what conditions does this hold? What had to be true for this result to appear? Contingency Method is essential for historical sciences like evolutionary biology or cosmology, where you can't rerun the tape and see if things turn out the same way. It produces knowledge that comes with an expiration date and a location stamp—not because it's bad science, but because reality itself is contingent.

"We found this amazing result in 2020, tried to replicate in 2021, and failed completely. Contingency Scientific Method says: maybe the finding was contingent on pandemic conditions that no longer exist. Science isn't broken—reality just changed."

by Dumu The Void February 23, 2026

Containernigger

When unloading Shippingcontainers from like UPS, usually niggers are sent in there to carry out the heavy stuff.

Ay fam, the container we are waiting for is getting delivered, quickly get some containerniggers to unload it.

by Harmonicka August 12, 2025

420 container

420 parks and budd on internet and youtube
Stash container for anything!!!

" 420 container" for Rings at the beach or tobacco
{420} {container} {parks} {budd} {bud} {Kush}

by Kush Hippie December 26, 2011

urine container

The little plastic jar you pee in for a urine sample/test.

Also called a Specimen Container.

Tracy received a urine container for a urine sample from her doctor as part of her weekly drug testing routine.

by bob the builder's mom November 16, 2013

cunt container

A shitty bar or club that contains all the cunts so they are not in the bars and clubs you want to attend.

That Weatherspoons is a good cunt container though, keeps all the rotters from being in here (elsewhere).

by colouryum October 19, 2015

big container

This CLASSIC party game is exactly what it sounds like. Someone fills up the biggest container to be found with some form of alcohol. The first player chugs from it until satisfied, and then pronounces, "WOW, that was a big container!" Generally, people accentuate the word "big" so that people understand that it is a big container. The player then passes the container to the next person and play continues until the container is empty. Only then does everyone say in unison, "WOW, that was a big container!"

Dude, let's bust out the big container tonight.

I've been waiting all week for some big container.

by speedyG22 June 18, 2016

fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.

I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.

by wassupweasel May 16, 2016