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Leastern Conference

Another name synonymous for the Eastern Conference of the National Basketball Association(NBA) that is ridiculed by the Western Conference for their subpar team records and easy path to the NBA Finals every year. The conference is often plagued with the lack of talent and often top-heavy records that allows the same teams such as the 2010-14 Miami Heat to reach the NBA Finals year to year with minimal or no real competition. The disparity is often attributed to Michael Jordan's second retirement from the Chicago Bulls in 1998.
Joe: Did you hear that the Miami Heat went to four straight finals? Now that's an impressive feat only done three times before.

Miller: Yeah, but they play in the Leastern Conference so it's not that impressive with how easy they had it out there. Now had they gone to four straight finals in the Western Conference that would be no doubt an impressive feat. Just look at the 9th seed 2013-14 Phoenix Suns in the Western Conference, they would have been a 3rd seed in the Leastern Conference.

Joe: When you put it like that I guess you're right.
by Concerned User July 3, 2014
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quadcumber conger lips

A phrase used to describe a young female of a most perverted nature who very much enjoys the act of fellatio.
"Jesus, look at that dirty slut over by the bar, what a quadcumber conger lips!"
by oyon December 3, 2006
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Concert hangover

The feeling of soreness and exhaustion that ensue the day after attending a very rowdy concert. Accompanied by the feeling like you've been kicked in the head...and then remembering you actually were.
Man, I have the worst concert hangover after moshing last night!
by Rai22 May 13, 2010
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Concerta

A methylphenidate used in treatment for ADHD. When diagnosed and consenting to meds, you go on a drug trial to figure out which dosage is best for you. Concerta XL 18mg-27mg-36mg-54mg-72mg, and if none work, Docs should prescribe another medication. Lemme tell you, the smaller doses aren't as effective if your brain is more fucked up.

I started feeling the side effects more at 36mg, and at 54mg my eyes started burning and shit started becoming blurry. Felt like I couldn't read a motherfucking number plate.

Anyway, your heart rate becomes fucked. Increases to some stupid number. Boy, i was a normal 70 bpm before and on 72mg i'm at roughly 109. Be prepared to feel anxious, agitated, and lose your appetite.

That's the shitty side though.

Your concentration does improve if you're on the right dose, and you actually don't want to procrastinate as much anymore. I'm sure you'll be able to talk in actual sentences too and stop feeling like a damn numpty whenever you try to explain something.
Need to take my concerta before my lecture, otherwise i won't understand a damn thing.
by ik shit March 31, 2016
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To whom it may concern

To whom it may concern,

You're fired.

-Corporate
by Doctor Battas May 24, 2009
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Concert Choir

Concert choir is a group of choir members performing to a huge amount of audiences. Usually a "middle" level choir class, but some schools offer it as "advanced" level. Almost always plays with accompanist and includes different moods depending on the piece.

Standing straight is required for those serious songs, but joyful pieces require you to move around a bit or even clap your hands.

Concert choir has the most members than other groups.
I am in Concert Choir, but today, I am also in Chamber Singers.
by filipino4lyfe October 31, 2009
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conmerge

Any way of combining two wood products together, whether combining two wood piles into one or stapling two pieces of paper together.
Class, please conmerge your papers to the desk.
by PolarisDiB January 27, 2005
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