Definitions by oyon

conger

A benchmark of gayness. Applies both to the real (or implied) sexuality of a person and the derogatory usage often utilised by teenagers. Used extensively in South West England, although the phrase is now becoming commonplace amongst hard-drinking northerners.

1. "Dude, look at that mincer, he's gayer than a conger."

2. "Man, I hate those jumped up admin assistants; what a bunch of congers!"

conger by oyon December 3, 2006

quadcumber conger lips 

A phrase used to describe a young female of a most perverted nature who very much enjoys the act of fellatio.

"Jesus, look at that dirty slut over by the bar, what a quadcumber conger lips!"

quadcumber conger lips by oyon December 3, 2006