confucKius

An ancient sex guru & a conman, believed to be third cousin of the famous Confucius

confucKius was ladies' favourite

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 28, 2022

Confuckulated

Confusing, complicated, and completely fucked up.

Do not attempt to unfurl the United States socioeconomic and political systems, for that endeavor would prove a futile and confuckulated endeavor.

by anonymous August 18, 2022

Confuckulated

Constant unrelated fuckups

How was your day hun? It was all "Confuckulated" I'm glad it's over!

by Alsnwndrlnd March 12, 2024

confuckabobbled

To be disoriented, confused, or bewildered

That guy was so out of line It got me confuckabobbled.

by Nathan Grayson December 11, 2024

Self confucktious

Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.

No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!

by Self confucktious January 22, 2021