Colombian Kiss

When a female Snorts a line off a boner and gives the tip a kiss.

“Dude, Maria took a line off my meat staff and then gave it a smooch”
“Bro!? You got a Colombian Kiss!”

by Dongerson September 4, 2020

Reverse Colombian Dicktie

The signature method of execution used and invented by the FaZe Wardil GASPbangers.

Similar to the Colombian necktie, the move is performed by slitting the throat of your enemies and fucking their bleeding throat with your penis.

News reporter: "We are reporting live from the scene of a shocking homicide. It appears that the killing was gang related due to the cause of death, the Reverse Colombian Dicktie, the signature move of notorious gang FaZe Wardil GASPbangers."

by Jb_666 November 18, 2014

Columbia

A smallish suburb located roughly halfway between Baltimore, Md and D.C. The median income, as well as the median age of residents (and cost of living) is slowly rising. Best known for its ridiculous literary street names. The example below features actual street names.

The girl from Columbia who lived on Red Keel was jealous of her friend, who lived on Mooseberger Court.

by ZGL March 3, 2005

columbian sugar

slang term used to identify drugs from columbia primarily cocaine, crack, heroine.

jason - aye mahesh did you get the columbian sugar from khem ?
mahesh - yeah he gave it to me in convient little bags so we can take the sugar where ever we want and give it to people
jason - alright man good stuff

by [e-mail] March 30, 2008

Pre-Columbian

Before coffee

Said in response to running over the trashcan while backing out of the driveway in the morning; "Dude, that's a fine example of pre-Columbian driving."

by Sf_alphamale February 26, 2015

Columbine Kids

Nomads of rock subculture, usually move from scene to scene, they get the name from the way they dress and other kids saying that they'll be the ones to shoot up the school, they take pride in their name like they take pride in the combat boots, black jackets and other abnormal clothing that got them their name, they do not shoot up school, commonly associated with punks, metal heads, stoners garage and DIY kids, they are the outcast of the outcast first two columbine kids were "PissBottle" and "HeadBoard"

Yuppie 1 "how much should we spend on the booze?"
Yuppie 2 "we can some money by having one of the columbine kids steal a fifth or two"

by TANSKY September 22, 2016

Columbine Massacre

On April 20th 1999, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris decided that they hated there school and were going to shoot down as many kids as possible and then themselves. Now you're probably thinking, what sick kids! Well let me turn your thinking around. They were bullied on a daily basis and honestly wanted nothing but happiness. They got picked on by jock's and popular kids. Now I'm sure you've been bullied, right? Well I'm guessing you don't plan on massacring your school or killing yourself.. But just imagine your bullying 10x worse? That's how it was for them. It was wrong what they did but people wouldn't listen. Also, at many schools they have something called 'Rachel's challenge' a story of the first girl who died. And they talk about how you should never bully yet every kid that walks out of that assembly doesn't learn shit.

Basically don't bully kids because you don't know what their capable off. And to any kid that thinks 'Oh no big deal' well just wait until some kids come in with 4 guns and shoots down your school. Then you'll regret ever being a bully.

Person 1: The Columbine massacre was crazy! Dylan and Eric were freaks who deserved their death.

Me: Do you know what it's like to be bullied? Oh that's right you don't. Because you're just another jock who has a perfect life.. Sorry I forgot..

by Nakia F. October 8, 2011