columbian facemask

When a man ejaculates on someone's face, and uses a pad to rub in the ejaculate in to the other party's face, usually with a cloth or tissue, however any soft pad would be sufficient

"This Columbian chick wanted me to cum on her face and rub it into her skin."

"That's why they call it a Columbian facemask!"

by Benjamin Moore md July 13, 2020

columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.

Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.

by Torikattt July 28, 2020

chrissy columbian

When your too lazy to type Christopher Columbus or just don't know how to spell it

Chrissy columbian = Christopher Columbus

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

columbian taco

When you play 6 games of basketball and you are dirty with drum undamaged cheese and u put in in a woman's vagina.

Girl imma give you a Columbian taco

by Asapcuhcuh April 20, 2018

Columbian Special

Usually used in the workplace. The act of filling one's rectum with cocaine, then waiting for the perfect moment to fart it out into someone's eyes. This is a defensive mechanism primarily used by wealthy stock brokers, or gay "bottoms" in a crisis.

Damn did you see Craig Columbian Special that guy?
Yeah man hes one crazy mother fucker.

by CraigIsInnocent September 8, 2016

columbian rocky

A type of mental brutal coke that will waxxa your lips off.

Here me and me uncle john had a lowd of that columbian rocky last night haw.

by siggb-nareik-auhsoj July 24, 2016

Columbian Cornballer

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.

Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!

by Habaneroito May 31, 2016