Definitions by Sf_alphamale

Pre-Columbian

Before coffee

Said in response to running over the trashcan while backing out of the driveway in the morning; "Dude, that's a fine example of pre-Columbian driving."

Pre-Columbian by Sf_alphamale February 26, 2015

Falafeled 

"Fucked and left for dead".
This is when your partner has sex with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are passed out cold.

My GF falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.

Falafeled by sf_alphamale June 22, 2008