Definitions by ZGL

Columbia 

A smallish suburb located roughly halfway between Baltimore, Md and D.C. The median income, as well as the median age of residents (and cost of living) is slowly rising. Best known for its ridiculous literary street names. The example below features actual street names.

The girl from Columbia who lived on Red Keel was jealous of her friend, who lived on Mooseberger Court.

Columbia by ZGL March 3, 2005