Ryan Catholic College

A K-12 Catholic College located in Townsville, Queensland. It is the largest Catholic school in Townsville. You know that you have been to the school when:

- People find it odd when you tell them you refer to your teachers by their first names.
-Getting anxious because you forgot your school hat on that particular day
-Getting scared because you accidentally realised you forgot to print something and its already 1pm. It's more terrifying when a particular teacher is present.
- You know the feeling of getting your school inundated with international exchange students at least once every year.
- You question why there are hardly any minorities in the school.
- You have one friend who has a parent in the Army.
- You have made the trek between RCC and Willows so many times that its immeasurable.
- The Swimming, Athletics Carnivals are unenjoyable until Year 12. It then amazingly turns into this awesome event wherein you can boss younger years around. Unfortunately, for the majority of student population, the cross-country will be unenjoyable no matter what year level you are in.
- You have no friends outside of RCC.
- The Shelter Shed is the most disgusting place possible during morning tea or/and lunch when there is 'WET WEATHER'
- Indiscriminate of what Yr lvl you are in, you still play handball once in a while.

and FINALLY,

You think RCC is the best school in Townsville by far. (and that Maggots, Iggy and St Anthony's are a bunch of RCC rejects)

Oh, your kid went to Ignatius Park/Margaret Mary's? I assume she didn't get into Ryan Catholic College?

by Thegeorgeuzhawtie April 2, 2015

Trinity College CT

Founded in 1823, Trinity college is an extension of boarding school for wealthy new england wasps and beautiful republicans who use their daddy's credit cards to buy the newest shades of Range Rovers and BMW's or go on spontaneous sailing trips to Nantucket. It is sometime referred to as "Little Yale" due to its similar academic rigor and preppiness, the only difference is Trinity's lower tolerance for the lower class, minorities and democrats(and most of Trinity students are actually in Yale Rejects in denial). The school is dominated by Squash players, Tennis players, Rowers and Sailors. The most popular styles in the school usually involve Golden Fleeces, Hermes, Whales and Nova Check- if you had to ask what any of these were you are obviously not a Trincoll Bantam and you would probably be shunned. Their alumni are all wealthy and successful and usually go on to Ivy League Graduate Schools.

Guy 1- Oh you go to Trinity College CT, I go to Yale.

Guy 2- Is it true there are actual democrats there?

Guy 1- Duh

Guy 2- That's nasty.

by Handsome Dan! December 10, 2012

Emerson College

A very liberal Theatre/Communications/film school on Boston Common where the biggest trends are cigarettes and homosexuality. Emerson has produced some of the most influential people in the entertainment industry. I mean, The Fonz went there- it is the most chill school of all time

"He's gay, addicted to cigarettes, and has his own T.V. show? He must have gone to Emerson College."

by fuckrepublicans July 23, 2005

college

the worst idea I've ever had.

I'm going to be a college drop out in about 5 seconds.

by collegekid153 January 16, 2009

College

An overwhelming excuse to go out, get drunk, get laid, and soak up financial aid while everyone thinks that one day you may be a great leader of the world

Hey, what are you doin' tonight?
-Oh, not much just goin' to college.

by James the #2 October 17, 2008

college

High school that costs 40k and has ash trays and a better library and features even more useless knowledge

Dude: this is just like high school with hotter chicks.
Dude2: YA

by greywolf February 23, 2004

college

Aplace were people go for one or two of the two possible reasons.
reason 1: To smoke lots of pot, waste your parents money and get kicked out.
reason 2: To get a piece of paper stating that your brain is full of shit information that you probrably already learned from the "magic schoolbus" and that you are allowed to work somewere other than a fast food restaurant.

Son: Mom, Dad, I got accepted for college.
Mom: That's great son.
Dad: How much will it cost?
Kid: Around 10k.
Mom and Dad have heart attacks and die later in the hospital. Kid goes to college, but than drops out cause he's stupid.

THE END

by Nik The Prick May 17, 2003