Religiously Cockblocked

1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.

2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions

Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon

by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011

escalator-cockblock

That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator

Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!

by Whore5 April 21, 2011

Cockblock

The ex that hangs around so your not likely to get any.

John just kept on hanging around, killing any chance of getting laid by Peter...John was such a cockblock!

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

cockblocker

a fat ugly man who tries to get in the middle of all your relationships.

You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.

He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.

Vitale is a big fat hairy italian cockblocker who needs to go croak.

by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009

CockRocket

Not a compliment. A cock rocket is a person who has risen through the ranks of the asschiefs and has earned the title of "Cock >.>". The "Rocket" part comes in when the dirty hobnocker starts firing shit off from his or her mouth(s) like they are better than you. Jabberjaw much?

Guy: Aww fuck, rejected again...Today isnt my day.
Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!

by RaffleWaffle April 22, 2009

Count Cockblockula

def.when your girlfriend finds the men or boys in the Twilight saga more titillating than you.

opening night of eclipse i wanted to go out to an extremely epic/sexy dinner date and i got Count Cockblockula'd into watching this stooooooopid movie. Needless to say i had to put my blue balls to bed early.

by theprovidence December 7, 2010

cockrocker

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.

Shut up cockrocker

by spencer February 1, 2003